FINALLY MAGGOT!
What took you so long to get here!? If you were any slower you'd be going backwards.

Private, to be prepared for military basic training you have to be physically and mentally fit. The Ultimate Basic Training series will help you survive military training.

SGT Volkin has developed the ultimate program for you. He will help you get promoted faster by being a better military recruit. That means higher rank and more money! Now private, listen closely because SGT Volkin hired me to show you how to make basic training an enjoyable experience, not a difficult one. Let's get started, and if you don't listen to every word I say, I'm going to drop you like a bag of bricks!

On the bottom of each page of this website, I am going to give you basic training tips on how to deal with guys like me, your drill sergeant. Follow my lead and I'll walk you through this website.

Learn about the Ultimate Basic Training Guidebook

Downloadable workout logs. Warning, if you don't own the Guidebook, you won't be able to understand or follow these logs and may do yourself more harm than good.