Private, you are so ugly that when your momma' dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering!

You should be at the buy now page but since you're so slow I will show you the complete works of SGT Volkin. These basic training books are extremely important to read before you meet your drill instructor. You will learn how to avoid attention from Drill Sergeants and prepare for military fitness, and much more.

Title	Author	Image	Pages	Dimensions
The Ultimate Basic Training Guidebook	SGT Volkin		192	8.8 x 6.1 x 0.5 inches
The Ultimate Air Force Basic Training Guidebook	SrA Nick Van Wormer		178	8.8 x 6.1 x 0.5 inches
The Ultimate Interactive Basic Training Workbook	SGT Volkin		192	9.8 x 6.9 x 0.5 inches
Basic Training University	SGT Volkin		9 online courses
The Ultimate Survival Pack	SGT Volkin		180+	8 x 5.5 inches
Military Education Benefits for College	David Renza, Edmund Lizotte		181	8.8 x 6.1 x 0.5 inches

[Tip: Did you know you only get 3 minutes or less to eat your food at basic training? You beter learn how to eat fast and efficiently if you want a full belly at boot camp.]